Hahahahahaha groupies :(
I cried a little when I read this because it’s so true :’(
yeah but that means he’s got experience and won’t be a fumbling idiot when y’all finally bed him praise god that boy will have skills
oh damn. just imagine his skills though… alright man I’m getting horny just talking about it fuck
*also remember that he has no emotional attachment with them. They’re only there for a good fuck. He’d be experienced and good with those lips and fingers; solely based on the fact that he fucks groupies.*
daMMIT MAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
Also, people have already told me what he’s like in bed and let me remind you that he’s a bit handsy, and he’s pretty fond of the clit so when you’re fucking him in the near future, just remember that.
okay… 1. Mac, how do you know this? Who told you? 2. FUCKING HELL THIS IS MAKING ME FUCKING HORNY
1. People have told me, they have fucked Luke before. I know a girl that fucked him when they were in my city
2. I’m sorry
What the fuck…. How the… What the… GOD DAMN. I NEED TO SPEAK WITH THIS GIRL.
Don’t worry she’s told me plenty of information ;) he’s a good fuck.
oh fuck… this just turns me on even more…. does he have any kinks? has she told you any?
Okay well, he’s a bit of a quiet one, like he hardly doesn’t make a sound; but if you changed something up and clenched around him he sorta goes crazy and tilts his head back. And uh… Yeah, he likes to rub the clit a lot. And he also compliments 👍
I’m fucking dead get the fuck away from me how dare you vevolucas
Okay, first of all no one hates me for this more than myself.
Second, all these songs getting out just had me really inspired and I haven’t written a sad oneshot in a long time so I figured it was about time. It’s on the shorter side but if I made it any longer I’m pretty sure some of you would burn my house down.
Grab some tissues or a lorazepam and settle in for the ride.
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